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(630): View more from Illinois

Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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(812): View more from Indiana

she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9

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(765): View more from Indiana

He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family

(812): View more from Indiana

Not even marginally surprised

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series

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(870): View more from Arkansas

he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"

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(716): View more from New York

When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose

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