If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Already got asked if we're dating
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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