yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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