As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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