Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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