Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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