So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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