Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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