worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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