The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
There's even glitter on my cock...
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