if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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