Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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