I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize
