so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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