She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
