But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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