There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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