If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
