you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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