just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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