I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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