he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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