I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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