My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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