I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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