I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize