He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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