so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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