I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
