the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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