Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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