We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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