The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The Olympian is in my bed
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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