man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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