just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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