Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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