Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
