Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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