i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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