I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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