i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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