I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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