i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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