So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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