My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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