He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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