Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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