Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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