How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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