So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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