lets start a swedish sibling band together
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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