Me too!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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