So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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