I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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